This 2003 movie is so terrible on so lots of diverse ranges that it is tough to even know exactly where to commence. I really do not know that I have ever managed to get by means of the film’s unbearable and inexplicable 147 minute run—though I have tried out many situations, in a generous work to come across anything redeemable about it. Each time I’ve arrive away indignant, clutching my eyes, cursing at the television in disgust. Admittedly, the unique 1995 Bad Boys was not a great movie both, but this one particular is genuinely a reverse masterpiece of abhorrent crap.
The premise is this: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are cops in Miami. But they’re also bros! Greatest bros! Or, as they like to say, “bad boys for daily life.” Sure, they simply call themselves “bad boys.” In any case, the duo look into drug traffickers in Miami, undesirable issues happen, and intended laughs and explosions ensue. Truthfully, you don’t seriously need to fret about the plot—because there isn’t one particular. The motion picture is “funny,” which implies that Smith and Lawrence waste cherished minutes of your existence with canned quips that seem like they were written by a computer system. Every single 10 to 15 minutes the plot descends into an incoherent orgy of violence, which usually requires car or truck chases, automatic weapons, explosions, shrapnel, cursing, and other aggravating stuff. These sequences are intended to excite, but they’re truly just loud and very long and tough on the eyes. This abomination is also directed by Michael Bay (of study course it is) and is edited with all the frenetic mania of a coke addict.
In short: if there is a hell, mine will possible require currently being forced to observe this film on repeat with my eyelids stitched open up like Alex DeLarge in A Clockwork Orange.